To be a man

tornadoesoup:

achillesdflandres:

you don’t need

  • to bind your breasts
  • outie genitals
  • a superiority complex
  • butt hair

you do need

  • to be as swift as a coursing river
  • with all the force of a great typhoon
  • with all the strength of a raging fire
  • mysterious as the dark side of the moon

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET

(via fall-out-boy-saves-the-fangirls)

boulevardofhuntersdreams:

pumpkinology:

casistooadorableandithurts:

i-wanna-be-a-starship-ranger:

cosettesfauchelevents:

heysaumensch:

xezat:

i support the gay’s

you support the gay’s what?

their legs. the weight of their gay is too much for them. they can’t stand up straight.

Did you just?

and if no one is there to support the weight of the gay they become like this

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CRYING because Dean’s fucking bOWLeGS

this post is perfect is so many ways

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reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons

poppypicklesticks:

frogkin:

superstupidposts:

i am the latter

i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay

jesus christ just lighten the fuck up you neurotic killjoy 

(via fall-out-boy-saves-the-fangirls)

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via kobra-kiddin)

redtemplo:

micdotcom:

India replaces the Ice Bucket Challenge with the much more sustainable Rice Bucket Challenge 

After seeing the dramatic results from the Ice Bucket Challenge, Indian journalist Manju Latha Kalanidhi was compelled to start something similar, but with an Indian slant. “I felt like doing something more locally tangible. Rice is a staple here,” Kalanidhi told CNN. “We eat it every day, we can store it for months. Why not donate rice to someone who is hungry?”

It’s fairly simpleFollow micdotcom

Go off x1000000

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human:

wtf did i just watch

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get-happy-griff:

kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!

(via takemeback-)

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

foodishouldnoteat:

if you love food follow my blog!

tohdaryl:

Left 4 Dead 2 - Going South: Part I 

Yeah, I was a hardcore fan of the game once. Enjoy these nostalgic fan comics that started back in 2009. Good times. Good times…. 

Top to bottom:

  1. Summer heatwave
  2. Take Off Your Hood
  3. Unzip Yourself
  4. Redneck Waitress
  5. Toilet Break
  6. The Farmer 

(via superjewcock)

fake-my-death:

If you ever feel sad just remember that Patrick Stump sang Karaoke of a Fall Out Boy song on a grading Karaoke machine and failed.

(via stumpous)

Cause I’m a cheat

And baby, bang bang, kiss kiss 

You and I got to put an end to this

(via hurrleyxvx)

shakethestump:

Finding wings in Alexandria

shakethestump:

Finding wings in Alexandria

glitzyglamhealthy:

can’t get enough of baby goats, they just hop around like the cute cuties they are

glitzyglamhealthy:

can’t get enough of baby goats, they just hop around like the cute cuties they are

(via cephalopedantic)

(via paxamgays)

infinityonfalloutboy:

okay. so I got a little carried away…

infinityonfalloutboy:

okay. so I got a little carried away…

(via ruthvsreality)