To be a man
you don’t need
- to bind your breasts
- outie genitals
- a superiority complex
- butt hair
you do need
- to be as swift as a coursing river
- with all the force of a great typhoon
- with all the strength of a raging fire
- mysterious as the dark side of the moon
THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET
i support the gay’s
you support the gay’s what?
their legs. the weight of their gay is too much for them. they can’t stand up straight.
Did you just?
and if no one is there to support the weight of the gay they become like this
CRYING because Dean’s fucking bOWLeGS
this post is perfect is so many ways
reblog if you are gay or an army of 10,000 skeletons
i am the latter
i regret this post because every fuckijg straight person who reblogs it feels the need to add a comment like this to avoid anyone thinking even for a second that theyre gay
jesus christ just lighten the fuck up you neurotic killjoy
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
BEST POST I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!